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  • Uncle Rutherford
    Honorary White Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2020
    • 564

    #1

    Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

    With the prevalence of people injecting marijuana into their bodies in hopes of getting welfare checks, I wanted to look up something Christian friendly that even godless sinners could understand. In this video, Lou Albano who is dressed up as Mario will explain to you that you’ll go to HELL if you do drugs. I think Mario is godless but maybe this needs to be pushed more so that the idiot lieberals will understand.



    Thoughts? Maybe I am wrong for thinking this PSA is okay I don’t know. I will give criticism that you should NOT talk to a rabbi or a priest. If you talk to a minister make sure it’s a MALE minister! Not sure how you get to hell BEFORE you die either. After, sure.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

    Duh, of course kids shouldn't be doing drugs. When I need drugs, I want them to be made by a qualified pharmacist only, not by some kid!


    Oh wait - are we thinking about the same sort of drugs?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Romeo Rovagnati
      Jesuit Insurgency Operative
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2016
      • 776

      #3
      Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

      Being half-italian, and possibly half-Catholic, there is no doubt that Mario is smart. Tough i can't understand why would he choose to kill the citizen of his country, that were turned into bricks, to gain money. Even for a marxist that's too gruesome.


      By the way, he is wrong about a thing: drugs indeed leads people to hell if they take them, but they cannot go there before death. Only a Saint or Dante Alighieri could freely move between the Afterlife and the Earth. Altough not an example, this makes me think of Saint Francis of Paola, the Patron Saint of Southern Italy, who crossed the Stretto of Messina with his cloak, challenging both Scylla and Charybdis.

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      • Uncle Rutherford
        Honorary White Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2020
        • 564

        #4
        Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        Being half-italian, and possibly half-Catholic, there is no doubt that Mario is smart. Tough i can't understand why would he choose to kill the citizen of his country, that were turned into bricks, to gain money. Even for a marxist that's too gruesome.


        By the way, he is wrong about a thing: drugs indeed leads people to hell if they take them, but they cannot go there before death. Only a Saint or Dante Alighieri could freely move between the Afterlife and the Earth. Altough not an example, this makes me think of Saint Francis of Paola, the Patron Saint of Southern Italy, who crossed the Stretto of Messina with his cloak, challenging both Scylla and Charybdis.
        Thanks for admitting that Cathlicker saints also use heavy drugs to freely move between hell and Earth. Reinforces my views that you people should be avoided and are as dangerous as a looting Nigra.

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        • mamabear
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2020
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

          I wholeheartedly agree ANYONE who does drugs will go directly to !!!
          Originally posted by Uncle[FONT=tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif
          [/FONT]Rutherford;1269309]With the prevalence of people injecting marijuana into their bodies in hopes of getting welfare checks, I wanted to look up something Christian friendly that even godless sinners could understand. In this video, Lou Albano who is dressed up as Mario will explain to you that you’ll go to HELL if you do drugs. I think Mario is godless but maybe this needs to be pushed more so that the idiot lieberals will understand.



          Thoughts? Maybe I am wrong for thinking this PSA is okay I don’t know. I will give criticism that you should NOT talk to a rabbi or a priest. If you talk to a minister make sure it’s a MALE minister! Not sure how you get to hell BEFORE you die either. After, sure.
          May God bless your prayers.

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          • Dana723
            Forum member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 771

            #6
            Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

            Originally posted by mamabear View Post
            I wholeheartedly agree ANYONE who does drugs will go directly to !!!
            Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! Tell us a little more about yourself, especially how you are posting when you died four years ago in a fire?
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • Isabella White
              True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
               
              • Mar 2019
              • 4379

              #7
              Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

              Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
              Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! Tell us a little more about yourself, especially how you are posting when you died four years ago in a fire?
              Oh, dear Sister Dana, thank you so very much for being "on the ball" here, and for doing such an excellent job with your research. Goodness, I was just about to trot out my usual "Welcome" message to MamaBear, and then I saw your message, with the very helpful link, which confirms that this person died years ago! It just goes to show: we cannot be too careful here at . Oh, I can imagine the person will write back and say that the woman who died was a twin sister, or some such nonsense.

              May bless you richly, dear Dana.
              (Mrs.) Isabella White

              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #8
                Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids”

                Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! Tell us a little more about yourself, especially how you are posting when you died four years ago in a fire?
                Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                Oh, I can imagine the person will write back and say that the woman who died was a twin sister,
                Well, that was my first thought - is it really so improbable?


                Anyway, I do hope this person comes back, posts a proper introduction, and clarifies the whole issue.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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